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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(SNIGGERING)

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(ORIENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

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(ALL CHEERING)

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BRICK: Hey, there,
Wacky Race fans,

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Brick Crashman here,
live from a Hong Kong get-along.

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A daring dash through
the twisting exotic streets

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of one of the world's
greatest cities.

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(ALL CHEERING)

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-Hey, Brick.
-Hey, Peter.

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Tonight the racers are using
a new navigational program called "C.A.T.S."

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Which stands for Computer
Aided Tracking System.

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(SCREAMING)

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(GRUNTING)

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Okay, C.A.T.S.,
there's a fork in the road,

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which way do we go?

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C.A.T.S.:Turn left at fork in road.

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Experiencing signal interference.

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(EVIL LAUGHTER)

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GOLDEN PAW:Turn right at fork in road.

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Now left.

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In 50 feet, turn right

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onto the dark and foreboding side street.

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Look out! Dead end.

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Ooh, sounds wonderful.

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Where exactly did that
C.A.T.S. catastrophe lead us?

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Well, hello there. Who are you?

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Me? I'm just Penrod Pooch.

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Your average, ordinary
freelance sanitation engineer.

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-(ALL GASP)
-You can talk!

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-Well, then, what's
your excuse, Muttley? -(MUTTERS QUIZZICALLY)

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I just travel the world
with old Betsy here,

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cleaning up messes.

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And by that, I mean, sweeping.

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Ha, battling the evil forces
of a globe-spanning criminal empire

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run by a ruthless villain
who will stop at nothing to capture and destroy me.

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-PENELOPE: Oh, well,
no one cares. -(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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(GASPING)

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-What was that?
-The music suddenly got all spooky,

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like something bad was
going to happen.

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Maybe you nice people
ought to get in your cars and go back to your race.

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-(CAMERA ROLLING)
-Hmm, I think something's going on here.

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What makes you say that?

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Say that again.

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Nothing's wrong.

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Ha! Your lip sync is off.

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And everything looks different.

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(WHOOSHING)

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Hey, look at this,
every time I move, I make a cool whooshing sound.

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(WHOOSHING)

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(WHOOSHING)

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If I didn't know better,

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I'd say this was starting
to feel like an old kung-fu movie.

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Don't be ridiculous.

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Now, why don't you all
just get back to your...

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-To your...
-(SHUDDERS)

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Why are we all getting wriggly?

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-Something is going on.
-No, it's not.

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And I'm definitely not
having a flashback.

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Snatch the kibble from my hand.

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Ha! Too slow.

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Hmm, nacho cheese flavored.

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When you can snatch the kibble
from my hand,

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you will be ready
to battle the evil of

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K.I.T.Y.

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K.I.T.Y!

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Better, my son.

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Look, Teacher, I'm doing it,
I'm walking on coal.

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That's great, Penrod,
but I asked you to make me lunch.

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Stop touching my food
with your feet.

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You are ready.

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From this day,
you will be known as...

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♪ Hong Kong Phooey ♪

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Here, take this broom

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Why broom?

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Because you're gonna need
to make a living.

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All you know how to do
is make foot burgers.

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One last thing,
this is a terrible time for a flashback.

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You're about to get
your butt kicked.

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(MEOWS)

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Hey, who is this guy.

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A robot ninja cat,

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part of the evil criminal
organization known as, K.I.T.Y.,

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the club of infamous traitors,
troublemakers and yucky people.

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Maybe. That's just a guess.

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You know, I'm just a janitor
not a superhero.

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-What do they want?
-At last,

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we have tracked down
the troublesome Hong Kong Phooey.

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No longer can you hide
behind your mask

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for we know who you are.

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The true identity
of Hong Kong Phooey

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is none other than Muttley.

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-(ALL GASPING)
-Muttley!

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Give the dog to us
and no one gets hurt much.

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(LAUGHING)

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(CATS LAUGHING ROBOTICALLY)

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This looks like a job
for Hong Kong Phooey.

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Rats! I'm stuck.

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You want Muttley,
you have to go through all of us.

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(GRUNTING)

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Oh, my gift stars and garters,
who are you?

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I am Hong Kong Phooey,
I'm here to help.

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Get that dog,
he is Hong Kong Phooey.

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(YOWLING)

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(GRUNTING)

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I'll handle this. Hi-yah.

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Oh, it hurts. The pain.

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(PETER GROANING)

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(GRUNTING)

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What are you doing, Perfect?

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Oh, I have a stunt double
for my fighting stuff,

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it's in my contract.

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Well, howdy, folks.

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Hope you're enjoying the show.

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Hi-yah!

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(SCREAMING)

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(WHIMPERING)

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-(YOWLING)
-Oh, no.

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They got away with Muttley.

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(YOWLING)

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Welcome to the secret lair
of K.I.T.Y.

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(CHUCKLES)

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(CHUCKLING ROBOTICALLY)

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I am Golden Paw,

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-your host and oppressor.
-(YOWLING)

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Prepare for an evening
of witty conversation,

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a few canapes,

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and your doom.

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(LAUGHS)

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(LAUGHING ROBOTICALLY)

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Behold!

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(LAUGHS)

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The Paw of Evil,

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ready to deliver
the ultimate karate chop.

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Uh-oh.

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I.Q.:Good thing Mr. Dastardly had a secret transmitter hidden on Muttley.

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But why even have that?

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He takes long lunches
and I'm naturally nosy.

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Your friend seems to have been
taken to K.I.T.Y.'s secret underwater headquarters.

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We have to hurry.

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Goodness knows what those fiends are doing to Muttley.

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The time of your destruction
is at hand.

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Get it? Paw, hand?

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Hmm, I thought it was funny.

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(DOORBELL RINGS)

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Seriously? Who drops by
this time of night.

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-(BEEPS)
-MAN:Kitty litter removal service.

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Oh, just a minute.

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I'm glad you're here.

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Last night was taco Tuesday.

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Hey, you're not the usual
kitty litter guy.

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You know I don't tip, right?

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(ALL GRUNTING)

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Ninjas, we're under attack.

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(DASTARDLY SIGHING)

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(CATS YOWLING)

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-(MUTTLEY GROANS)
-Hmm.

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Come with me, Mr. Phooey.

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That's my henchdog
you have there.

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I call dibs.

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Oh, certainly, here.

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Psych!

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(WHIPMERS)

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Robot sharks with laser fins.

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(GASPS) Robot alligators
with laser tails.

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(YOWLING)

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(MEOWING)

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(GOLDEN PAW PANTING)

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This is exhausting.

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Here, you carry me now.

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(MUMBLES)

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There he goes,

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Hold on, Muttley. I'll save you.

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(SCREAMING)

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Is there any animal here
that doesn't shoot lasers?

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(YOWLING)

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(GRUNTS)

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(PANTING)

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Hong Kong Phooey!

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How can you be
in two places at once?

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Oh, you're the dog from
the other cartoon, aren't you?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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TEACHER:Snatch the kibble from my hand.

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(GRUNTING)

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(ALARM BLARING)

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We will meet again,
Hong Kong Phooey.

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Ow, ouch, aah.

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(GRUNTING)

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This is even more painful
than it looks.

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He should really have
a stunt double.

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(ALARM CONTINUES BLARING)

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Uh-oh!

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(GROANING)

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(SNIGGERING)

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-Phew.
-(EXPLOSION)

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PENELOPE: To the cars!

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(MUFFLED EXPLOSION)

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Oh, phooey.

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Where's Hong Kong Phooey?

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He's gone back into the shadows,

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I would assume.

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I'm just a janitor who happened
to be standing out here.

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-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-DASTARDLY: Looks like he said that before.

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Rest assured,

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wherever evil threatens
goodness and niceness,

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Hong Kong Phooey will be there.

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Teacher, what are
you doing here?

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Wow, another dog that
wears clothes and can talk.

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You disappoint me, Muttley.

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(GRUMBLES)

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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